The One with the Vienna Sausage

My friend Carole Blair called me up the other day and was on the edge of tears.  Now readers, don't think she was sad.  She was angry, she was fighting mad.  She had done it.  Finally.  She'd told him off.  That fucker that had broken her rib, that had damn near broken her leg.  Him.... Continue Reading →

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Who am I anyway?

Am I the fun girl I think I am? I'm unequivocally a geek.  I love geeky things, board games, scifi, cons, I fall haplessly in love with fictional characters.  Does this make me who I am, or is it just one aspect? I am not a hick.  I may live in the south, but that... Continue Reading →

A letter to ease my mind

Dear Jack Frost,   I will miss you.  I miss you already.  I miss your smile, the laughter I’d hear time and again in the first two years of our long distance relationship.  I miss the way your accent wasn’t so much different than mine, but at the same time that northern found it’s way... Continue Reading →

So much more crap.

Hello Welcome to Hell. So I quit smoking thanks to Chantix. I've had a few nightmares so far. But I've also stopped smoking so its a bit of a toss up so far.  No problem and so far its been rather easy easy. I have been really depressed lately. That means I need someone to... Continue Reading →

Current state of my affairs.

Ok Froggers,  Here goes.  I’ve been absent.  Really, really absent.  I found a job, and not much funny happens at it.  I don’t have the time I once did to pen a soliloquy every other day.  OH! And beyond that I’m so very lonely. I know three people in this town.  My sister, brother-in-law, and... Continue Reading →

Choices.

The feminist movement of today pisses me off.  Here’s a bit of a revelation to you readers.  I’ve been raped. Not once but three times.  With that said the “She didn’t ask for it” shit doesn’t fly with me.  I put myself into two bad situations and they ended up atrociously. No one asks to... Continue Reading →

The Little Plane that Couldn’t

I’d awaken in the pisser of all moods that day.  I showered, got dressed and headed out extra early.  I put on my makeup, I did my hair, everything.  I had a date before dawn.  Fish!Boy had invited me to go flying.  At first I thought he meant an actual plane, but quickly I was... Continue Reading →

Trees

I have a secret.  It’s floundering around inside me aching to be released.  Mostly because I’m not sure how to handle it.  So unfortunately dear readers, until I figure it out, this will not be the blog post. Now for the post.  Ever notice how when you are deciding something big how everything seems to... Continue Reading →

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