Stupid romantic comedies

I've become my least favorite lead. The romantic comedy heroine. The one that pines for the guy, that does everything she can to make the guy like her. I'm not getting healthy for him. Solely for me. I'm not into boardgames for him, those are my hobbies.  But I'd do just about anything to keep... Continue Reading →

Captain Friendzone.

I'm friendly I'm outgoing I do whatever a person needs me to do to make them happy. I laugh. I take time to make sure, I look as good as I can, I dress appropriately I talk. I care. I am someone who is worth knowing and loving. I know these things I'm a great... Continue Reading →

Just No.

I had a friend that posted "I finally found him, the Joker to my Harley."   No.   No you did not. If you did, you need to get your shit, and run the other damn way.   Joker is NOT A GOOD GUY.   Repeat.   Joker is NOT A GOOD GUY!   He's... Continue Reading →

Headaches and Handgrenades

I'd literally blow my head up to get rid of this headache. _ _ _ _ (that's the whole blog post.)     (What are you waiting on?)     (really go away.) So I had  a decent weekend.  I did some things that I don't mind, but may bite me in the ass at... Continue Reading →

To smile

You make me smile.  You do.  With your cocky grin, and your hazel eyes.  When you exclaim after some new information in a game we've been playing for hours. You make me smile, when you break your stride and treat me like a little more than just a friend, or maybe just like a friend.... Continue Reading →

The One with the Vienna Sausage

My friend Carole Blair called me up the other day and was on the edge of tears.  Now readers, don't think she was sad.  She was angry, she was fighting mad.  She had done it.  Finally.  She'd told him off.  That fucker that had broken her rib, that had damn near broken her leg.  Him.... Continue Reading →

Fat Girl Gets Fit

Weight 234.6 (I'll weigh in the morning.) Feel:  Amazing! Plan: Work, then gym. In February I weighed 275lbs  (in January before a bout of the stomach flu, I weighed 281).  I start my weight loss 'counter' at 275, and because of that. I've lost 40 lbs. 40 lbs since February.  I eat right.  I go... Continue Reading →

Just a Dream

As soon as my head hit the pillow, the world faded away, and sleep overtook me.  I was happy.  Blissfully so.  In fact I was so happy, the world was a farce.  There was no looming war, with whoever Lord Dampnut has offended this week, there was no pain, and I had reached the perfect... Continue Reading →

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