That Time When AutoCorrect Tried to Kill Me.

 

So this morning I wake up and notice that HE replied 2 hours before I woke up.  2 hours.  Now I went to bed 5 hours before I woke up, and so to me, that seems like no sleep at all.  I don’t know what time HE went to bed, but I digress.  I make the educated decision to reply.

While I’m half asleep.

Without coffee.

I should have known this would end badly.

So I write.

madison:  So.. It seems you sleep less than I do, but not by much.

Or at least that’s what I thought I wrote.   I didn’t look at it again, he saw it, and when on about his day.  As did I.  That was at 5am.

Cue 1030am.  I look at my phone.  I see the message, and I re-read it.

Oh great DeadPool in the SKY WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!

What I had written.  Oh Stars and Stones.  I had written some atrocity.

Madison:  So.. It seem you stink less than I do, but not by much.

Guys…

guys…

GUYS!…

I didn’t catch this until 1030.  FIVE AND A HALF HOURS LATER do I read what I wrote.

So I tried to amend it as best I could.

Madison:  Oh god GOD!  What in the hell?!  SLEEP.  Not Stink.  SLEEP!  You sleep less than me. OH Jesus H Christ!

He has not written back.

He has not looked at my message.

I do not blame him.

 

It’s now 1236.  My face has remained a nice freaking CRIMSON ever since.  I’m Mortified.

 

Update:  Still red.  It’s 104pm

Update to the Update:  Still Red.  1:33pm

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