So this morning I wake up and notice that HE replied 2 hours before I woke up. 2 hours. Now I went to bed 5 hours before I woke up, and so to me, that seems like no sleep at all. I don’t know what time HE went to bed, but I digress. I make the educated decision to reply.
While I’m half asleep.
I should have known this would end badly.
So I write.
madison: So.. It seems you sleep less than I do, but not by much.
Or at least that’s what I thought I wrote. I didn’t look at it again, he saw it, and when on about his day. As did I. That was at 5am.
Cue 1030am. I look at my phone. I see the message, and I re-read it.
Oh great DeadPool in the SKY WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!
What I had written. Oh Stars and Stones. I had written some atrocity.
Madison: So.. It seem you stink less than I do, but not by much.
I didn’t catch this until 1030. FIVE AND A HALF HOURS LATER do I read what I wrote.
So I tried to amend it as best I could.
Madison: Oh god GOD! What in the hell?! SLEEP. Not Stink. SLEEP! You sleep less than me. OH Jesus H Christ!
He has not written back.
He has not looked at my message.
I do not blame him.
It’s now 1236. My face has remained a nice freaking CRIMSON ever since. I’m Mortified.
Update: Still red. It’s 104pm
Update to the Update: Still Red. 1:33pm